21st September 2014

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radgoku:

i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross

Source: radgoku

21st September 2014

Post reblogged from What separates me from you with 339,584 notes

cockchomp:

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

Source: cervicks

20th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from with 1,647 notes

"But with you…"

I like how Han’s “place” is quite clearly Arendelle. 

Source: mullingarian

20th September 2014

Photo reblogged from Free Scotland with 61 notes

blondiboi:

While there is still a wick, the candle can be relit.

blondiboi:

While there is still a wick, the candle can be relit.

Source: blondiboi

19th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from LEMONADE ® NSFW with 187,937 notes

This wasn’t true for me, till today. 

Source: movie-addicted

19th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from LEMONADE ® NSFW with 27,228 notes

What is this from? It was funny, I could use a laugh. 

Source: robertdeniro

19th September 2014

Post reblogged from When I saw you last, Rose with 17,272 notes

dickgrayzon:

How to spot a fake geek guy:

  • says robin is useless
  • says aquaman is useless
  • worships batman bc batman is invincible
  • doesn’t “understand” superman because he’s not relatable or interesting
  • makes “hero vs hero” posts
  • probably smells like axe
  • constantly demands Wolverine appear in an Avengers movie

Source: dickgrayzon

18th September 2014

Photo reblogged from Super-Hero-Confessions with 61 notes

"I don’t actually read comics" 

"I don’t actually read comics" 

16th September 2014

Chat reblogged from Where is my mind? with 102,825 notes

a discussion on sexual orientation

  • me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
  • classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
  • me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
  • professor: *overhears from front of class*
  • professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
  • me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
  • professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • professor: it should be polyerosy

Tagged: surethattotallyhappened

Source: rosetyler-in-the-impala

15th September 2014

Photo reblogged from TETRAGRAMMATON with 488,162 notes

treely3256:

hashtag-loser:

cloudcuckoolander527:

vaspider:

doctorblainewilliams:

thedoctorsherlock:

Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!

i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”

As well it should.

I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.

This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants

Needs to be in bars

They should put this a sticker on glasses in bars. 

treely3256:

hashtag-loser:

cloudcuckoolander527:

vaspider:

doctorblainewilliams:

thedoctorsherlock:

Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!

i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”

As well it should.

I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.

This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants

Needs to be in bars

They should put this a sticker on glasses in bars. 

Source: saddestsad

15th September 2014

Post reblogged from TETRAGRAMMATON with 324,156 notes

the-irish-mayhem:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

chekov-in-a-dress:

I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.

I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.

imagine all the male tears

Ignoring IrishMayhem being a hypocrite. This would actually be the perfect setup for a Captain Marvel movie.

Seriously, Captain Mar-Vel comes to Earth as part of a Kree invasion, realises that the Empire is wrong and resolves to stop them and then gets shot down by a fighter pilot named Carol Danvers who ends up infected by…magic Kree Energy and becomes a superhero; Captain Marvel. 

Source: chekov-in-a-dress

15th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from When I saw you last, Rose with 191,605 notes

freezepride:

lynnerdo:

lucyintheskywithdiamonds16:

avengette:

omgmyfeels:

imsirius:


Some HP characters + correct eye colors

Voldy looks terrifying

He’s supposed to be

I CAN REST EASY NOW

if people on tumblr can fucking make it work, then so can the studios that literally get paid trillions to make the graphics look hella.
YALL CAN MAKE DRAGONS LOOK REAL BUT OH NOES WE CANNOT CHANGE THE GENES OF AN ACTOR BECAUSE LOL EYES SO HARD.

I’ll agree with the Volde-comment. I’m peeing my pants right now.

Jfc, does it really fucking matter?

Source: imsirius

14th September 2014

Photo reblogged from The Device Is Set To 2.342 with 266,292 notes

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

me-myself-and-will:

carrot0nesie:

ladies and gentlemen, the american education system

My school apparently ran out of toilet paper a few weeks ago and my Spanish teacher was telling the girls to keep a roll in their purses and the guys to keep a roll in our backpacks. North American Education system.

this is basically any public school in the world tbh

No, it’s not. In Scotland we make sure children have proper facilities in the bathroom. 

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

me-myself-and-will:

carrot0nesie:

ladies and gentlemen, the american education system

My school apparently ran out of toilet paper a few weeks ago and my Spanish teacher was telling the girls to keep a roll in their purses and the guys to keep a roll in our backpacks. North American Education system.

this is basically any public school in the world tbh

No, it’s not. In Scotland we make sure children have proper facilities in the bathroom. 

Source: carrot0nesie

14th September 2014

Photo reblogged from with 414 notes

No idea who this is. But she looks like a friend of mine

No idea who this is. But she looks like a friend of mine

Source: tylerungiven

14th September 2014

Photo reblogged from Neil Gaiman with 81,722 notes

neil-gaiman:

youaintpunk:

sarajevomoja:

talk about perspective. shit.

Fucking hell.

I remember the first time I saw a map of Africa to scale. My jaw dropped.

neil-gaiman:

youaintpunk:

sarajevomoja:

talk about perspective. shit.

Fucking hell.

I remember the first time I saw a map of Africa to scale. My jaw dropped.

Source: sarajevomoja