We can’t be the only planet with a Scotland.
Scientific fact: EVERY planet has a Scotland.
Actually, Scotland is so perfect and unique that there’s only one Scotland in all creation, in all of the Omniverse there is but one Scotland.
This shows up on my dash like once a month and it’s funny every time.
This is still my favorite comic holy shit
The username he goes by is Matt_Rat and his comics are fucking hilarious
How I feel when he wants anal…
Might feel good but knowing he’s inserting it up my shitter isn’t a nice thought.
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrreally didny want tae read that tbh! @:
A few of my favorite activities.
i like how they put capitalism in fun letters
i rly need this framed on my wall
It’s true though, isn’t it? You Fillicidal, newly single, communist witches!
The hell he doesn’t http://www.primaryignition.com/wp-content/uploads/retcon-punch.com_.jpg
DO NOT MAKE THE DANGEROUS DECISION OF NOT REBLOGGING THIS POST
I mean it’s A BAT HUGGING A TEDDY BEAR. I COULD BARF A RAINBOW THIS IS SO ADORBS.
And there’s another hanging stuffed animal in the background for another bat to cuddle!
oh no u didn’t
I’m surprised the fandom gif wasn’t Batman.
[gruff voice] because batman doesn’t do hugs
Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.
Holyshit no okay
the baby can’t reach to lick the water off its nose in the first one
and she licks it’s ear to calm it down in the second one before teaching ohmygod no there is nothing about this that isn’t cute as hell omfg
you have to drag it a bit past the line until its off the post and the cursor gets sucked into the fucking shadow realm
WHAT THE FUCK
Tried to do this then remembered I don’t have a left eye.
the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people
you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great
wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me
in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth
I’ve never, ever been in a car accident. Seat belts are pointless.
if a guy friend that you’re romantically interested in asks you out, reject him first as a test to see whether he’ll get angry and accuse you of friendzoning him or respect your decision and be willing to carry on being friends
Example of why women are fucking crazy hahahaha
i’m a man
Manipulating human emotions: Totally acceptable and not at all abusive.
Government, Monty Python Style
Still brilliantly funny all these years later.
whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blink a few times and then get super fucking excited because i don’t see them as much as i’d like to on tumblr
I thoughtbracism was bad? Cunt.
oh my god I was waiting for a bus and there were these two fedora wearing clones stood nearby and I thought ‘wow they exist in real life’ and then twO MORE GOT OFF A BUS AND JOINED THEM AND THEY ALL LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME AND I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND
It’s like the matrix glitched.
i can’t stop laughing
i’m 98% sure these are young orthodox jews you FUCKING JACKASSES
These aren’t fedoras, they’re hats used by Yeshivish and Hasidic Jews because their faith requires them to keep their heads covered. Also, you can see the Payot (sidelocks) on the older ones growing in. ALSO, two of them have the same pamphlet, they probably just got out of school or a service. A L S O you can even see the Tallit hanging out from under their clothes.
Next time please try rubbing two brain cells together long enough to consider a situation that isn’t “haHA they’re WEArinG HATs that KINDA VAGUELY LOOK like a fedora this is COMEDY GOLD”
Oppression is cooking being “women’s work,” while the overwhelming majority of top restaurant chefs are male.
Oppression is fashion being a “silly girl thing,” while the top earning designers and CEOs in fashion are male.
Oppression is reducing women to consumers profiting a male system, even in fields that we supposedly dominate.
Actually, oppression is being beaten to a pulp and then executed for trying to learn how to read.
I got Robert the Bruce!
11 wont regenerate, he’ll get separated from Clara. From her perspective it will be for a few seconds, but for 11 it’ll be for thousands of years and they reunite as the Doctor has aged into Peter Capaldi.
It’s just a little bit different from The Doctor regenerates…yet again.
OMG I was half right.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
"Being aggressive is always wrong…except when it’s not"
Good ol’ Tumblr hypocrisy.
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