2nd September 2014

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The actual definition of this word doesn’t facilitate my hatred, therefore I shall ignore the definition and make up my own. 


From now on, people who like corn flakes are racist paedophiles. Because I said so, and if you disagree with me it means you are a racist paedophile too. 

DON’T EXPECT ME TO EXPLAIN MY SELF, I JUST WANT A LISENCE TO BE UNPLEASANT. 

1st September 2014

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fractvm:

father ted is the best show on earth and no one can tell me otherwise

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1st September 2014

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Existential Dalek is my favourite Dalek

Gossip Dalek are best Daleks. 

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31st August 2014

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the-wolfbats:

♫ I believe I can soar 

I read it in his voice

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31st August 2014

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airyairyquitecontrary:

thenotsosilentmonk:

deducecanoe:

reservoircat:

Mutant 101 - Professor Xavier Should Put In A Call To Her Parents - 5 Year Old Mia Stares Down marvelentertainment's Cast Of Guardians Of The Galaxy As She Crushes Them In A Game Of GotG Trivia On jimmykimmellive [X

Vin Diesel in the background looking at her like “SHE’S PERFECT.  WANT ONE.”

I thought girls didn’t like Super Heroes.

You thought what? 

Also, bless five-year-old girls who can confidently pronounce the words ‘cybernetic enhancements’ because they’re so interested in superhero adventures that they saw no obstacle to learning anything at all to understand them better.

And can do it wearing a pink flower headband, if they feel like it.

GIRLS LIKE SUPERHEROES. GIRLS LIKE COMICS. GIRLS HAVE LIKED THESE THINGS FOR AS LONG AS THEY HAVE BEEN AVAILABLE TO LIKE. 

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(behold, three girls and one boy avidly reading new comic books in New York City, 1947, photographed by Ruth Orkin)

What girls don’t like is when they’re patronised, and herded towards titles designed according to what grown men think girls are supposed to like, and ignored with regard to titles that those men assume are just for boys and men. What girls don’t like is not being allowed to choose for themselves what they like. 

This is not a new concept. This is noted in Chaucer. What every woman most desires is to choose her own way.

Although I agree with what you’re saying:

Dividing up genres into genders is fucking moronic, I really should point out that your photo proves nothing. In 1947, Superheroes were going out of vogue and there was actually a much larger variety of comics back then.

So while it’s entirely possible those girls are reading Batman, it’s also possible that they’re reading Young Romance. 

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30th August 2014

Question

Anonymous said: Can you get off your high horse, and stop calling fans who haven't watched the classic series of Doctor Who "fakers". It's not your place to decide who is a fan or not. And incase you haven't noticed it's not exactly the easiest or most accessible period of the shows history to watch.

D’aaaaw did I hurt your wittle feewings? 

Now given that you find black and white entertainment too difficult to watch your tiny mind not be able to comprehend this but please go back and read what I actually said:

I said “people who REFUSE to watch the classic series.”  Not people who haven’t been able to, not people who have tried and found it wasn’t their cup of tea, not even people who don’t know about the classic series because they’re discovering Doctor Who for the first time. 

I said people who REFUSE.

See, I put it in big black letters to help it sink in for you. 

30th August 2014

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"Fans" of Doctor Who

commanderpippin:

captainreagan:

Who just watch it because it’s trendy and refuse to watch the Classic series. Fakers bug me

you’re classed as a fan if you like the thing, there isn’t a certain quota that needs to be fulfilled before you’re classed a “fan”

Completly disregarding the vast majority of a series just because it’s not “cool” does not a fan make. 

Now, if someone were to try it and decide it wasn’t for them, then that’s cool. It shows it’s age in a lot of ways. But totally ignoring it just shows that these “fans” are shallow, superficial and couldn’t care less about the series. 

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30th August 2014

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"Fans" of Doctor Who

Who just watch it because it’s trendy and refuse to watch the Classic series. Fakers bug me

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27th August 2014

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thehummusoffensive:

Whenever I lose a follower I always wonder what post they saw that made them go nope, fuck this guy.

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27th August 2014

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hideakiohno:

Casual reminder that in one of Leonardo da Vinci’s many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible important, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking towards a crudely drawn anus.
The sketch was most likely done by Leonardo’s apprentice Salai, who was not only very likely one of Leonardo’s lovers, but who was also infamously mischievous. Better yet, the anus is literally labeled “Salai.”
So either Salai drew these while Leonardo wasn’t looking just to annoy his boyfriend, or Leonardo himself put actual time and energy into drawing these. Either way, the human race is truly blessed to have made such a discovery.
There are dick drawings like the ones you see on desks in school in Leonardo da Vinci’s notebooks. Please cherish this information.

In the midst of exploring Renaissance Italy history for reasons, I have found a wonder.

theotherjax:

hideakiohno:

Casual reminder that in one of Leonardo da Vinci’s many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible important, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking towards a crudely drawn anus.

The sketch was most likely done by Leonardo’s apprentice Salai, who was not only very likely one of Leonardo’s lovers, but who was also infamously mischievous. Better yet, the anus is literally labeled “Salai.”

So either Salai drew these while Leonardo wasn’t looking just to annoy his boyfriend, or Leonardo himself put actual time and energy into drawing these. Either way, the human race is truly blessed to have made such a discovery.

There are dick drawings like the ones you see on desks in school in Leonardo da Vinci’s notebooks. Please cherish this information.

In the midst of exploring Renaissance Italy history for reasons, I have found a wonder.

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26th August 2014

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kingdeanwxnchester:

Battery of my phone while I’m at home: 109%
Battery of my phone the second I step outside: 8%

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25th August 2014

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nerdsandgamersftw:

The Playstation Transformer - This Playstation console transforms into a 19cm tall Optimus Prime from Transformers.

It was debuted at an event in Tokyo’s Akihabara and is set to release in Japan sometime next year.

Photos via Radio Kaikan

I want this. With all my heart and soul I want this. 

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25th August 2014

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letloosethekraken:

lordturkeyhammer:

i hope the Justice League movie is all about how no one on the team can beat a giant evil thing and then Aquaman rides a kracken up its ass and then uses his trident to decapitate it from the inside so all the shitlords who think he’s shitty because they worship Family Guy and take their jokes about him to heart can eat a sack of dicks

I am waiting for the turncoats.

"Dude bro dude bro dude I always dug a-man man dude he’s bruh 420"

I’m just waiting for the hipsters who don’t read comics to pretend they’ve always loved Aquaman. 

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23rd August 2014

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One of the many things Bill Nye taught me

viridianeyes:

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boobiemun:

The difference between milk snakes and coral snakes is a crucial key to not dying. Coral snakes are extremely dangerous, and despite the low bite ratio, they can and will bite you if you’re not careful. Milk snakes are totally okay and chill. So remember, everyone.

If red touches yellow, you’re a dead fellow

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But if red touches black, you’re okay jack

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I read this as milk shakes and was very confused

Or as Super Hans says: Red next to yellow; Cuddley fellow. Red next to black; jump the fuck back! 

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22nd August 2014

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Do you feel like burying your head into a pillow/box/car and screaming at the universe?