[commence gross and heartbreaking sobbing]
HEART. MY HEART. be still…
when ur crush likes someone else but u still wanna be cool and happy for them
Developed by Rare and published by Acclaim in 1987, Wizards and Warriors is a side scrolling action platformer where the player plays stereotypical “Knight in Shining Armour” Kuros who is out to save a princess from the evil wizard Malkil. Makil has stored the Princess in his castle “IronSpire” deep in the forests of Elrond.
It’s difficult to describe the game because I don’t feel the game is difficult…even though it’s very easy to die, it’s just there is no real punishment for death. You see the object in each level of the game is to collect enough gems to pass on. You collect gems by killing monsters, now during the game there is shit flying at you constantly and you will very quickly die only to spring back up again exactly where you were. If you do lose all your lives (and you will) you simply go the start of the level your are on, you still have all your gems the only punishment for dying is that you lose all your points. If I am any indication (all though in the world of Gamerscore I am probably not) gamers these days are not too bothered about having a high score.
Still, the game is well designed and the real challenge comes from finding the hidden spots for gems and taking on the pretty exciting bosses.
I made the decision quite early on into this product that group together games by console, so all the Nintendo characters would be one branch of the tree, and all the SEGA characters another branch and so on. Because this is a basic “sword and sorcery” game, I’ve decided to set it as a “prequel” of sorts to DragonQuest.
So basically, you don’t give a fuck about the characters. You just care that they’re black. That’s pretty racist mate. You’ve sat and listed three different characters as if they were the same thing, even when all they have in common is their flesh. Gross.
People only pay lipservice to Ledger’s “Joker” because he killed himself. The character that Ledger played in The Dark Knight was played relatively well, but it wasn’t the Joker. Jack’s Joker actually captured the spirit of the Joker way better than Ledger could ever hope too.
Of course, Mark Hamil and Cesar Romero are tied for being the best Jokers of all time, but they had a longer time to perfect the role.
Black Widow is dull, I assure you it has nothing to do with Johansson’s acting. Black Widow is dull in the comics, she’s dull in the movies, she’s dull in the cartoons. She’s a big boring dullard who does absolutely nothing of interest in any adaptation she’s in. Even in her own solo series, it’s her plucky sidekick who serves as the main point of intreague.
Frankly there are dozens of female Avengers who’d make better solo movie stars, starting with Carol Danvers.
Mandarin, as he originally appeared, was in deed a racist stereostype. He hasn’t been a characture since the 70s. Please educate yourself.
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You are literally the biggest moron alive.
The people who use tumblr are in general quite disturbed and can’t seem to grasp that human beings can have relationships that do not involve sex. That’s why there’s a lot of Bane/Talia in the fandom.
Marvel Comics is making Thor a woman. From Time Magazine:
TIME: How do you think this will impact fans who have been with the male version of Thor for such a long time?
Jason Aaron, writer of the Thor series: If you’re a long-time Thor fan you know there’s kind of a tradition from time to time of somebody else picking up that hammer. Beta Ray Bill was a horse-faced alien guy who picked up the hammer. At one point Thor was a frog. So I think if we can accept Thor as a frog and a horse-faced alien, we should be able to accept a woman being able to pick up that hammer and wield it for a while, which surprisingly we’ve never really seen before.
"Axel Alonso, Marvel’s Editor-in-Chief: She wields the hammer because Thor can’t. This is different because for reasons we can’t disclose quite yet, Thor is unable to pick up the hammer. There are a number of women in Thor’s life, and we’re going to tease out for quite awhile the identity of who this woman is. But one of the women in Thor’s life picks up the hammer. She is in fact worthy. And she becomes Thor.
There’s only one Thor in the Marvel Universe. The character we know as Thor will not refer to himself as Thor anymore.”
So I guess that this character is going to wield the hammer thus having the power and now name of the god of Thunder “Thor”. This is a mega weird way to go about this but meh I’m going to sit and see what happens
well done agentmlovestacos :)
It’s needlessly complicated; just fucking call her anything else but Thor. Seriously that will end all confusion. Thor isn’t a title like Captain America…it’s a name…Thor Odinson. Did they forget?
Well as it says in the post, it is a title and other people/creatures have had the title before.
No, other people have wielded Mjolnir before. No one has ever taken his name. Thor is his birthname, not a title. You don’t get his name by getting his hammer, only his power. Look, if King Arthur gave you Excalibur and abdicated his throne, you wouldn’t be King Arthur, you’d be a king under a new name. That’s where the problem lies. Getting the hammer only gives you Thor’s powers not his name. It’s always been like that.
Not only is this potentially offensive to people who worship Thor (pagans and such) but it’s also clear that Marvel’s just pandering.
This is pandering, really. Thor is a male god. If ‘Venus’ had become a popular superhero connected to historical god status, you couldn’t just up and make it a man without being disrespectful.
The only pertinent thing about this story arc is that a brilliant creative team who have proven themselves time and time again are telling a new story. We know nothing about the new Thor. Is Jane Foster (or a new player to be named later) been deemed worthy of the hammer? Has Thor been cursed into this form and making the best of it? Has Thor discovered that he always did feel like a woman? Is this one of Thor’s grandaughters traveling backwards to take Thor’s place while he works on some personal issues?
We don’t know. All we know is that the person weilding Mjolnir is a woman, and that Jason Aaron is a brilliant writer. I for one, am excited to see what happens next.
i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?
omg. Took me a second to get t his.
Costco doesnt fuck around
Can’t tell if massive products or tiny people…
Sims 3 and Skyrim oh god
Pokemon Y and Tomodachi Life
Dragon Age and Pokemon Soul Silver.
Might and Magic VI and Might and Magic VII. Um…
Skyrim and Morrowind. I think there’s already a mod for that.
Or Skyrim and Thief, which would be :9
Wizards and Warriors and Super Mario Brothers 3
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