14th April 2014

Photo reblogged from The Devils Advocate with 19,081 notes

thinkingingallifreyan:

oegly:

We can’t be the only planet with a Scotland.

Scientific fact: EVERY planet has a Scotland.

Actually, Scotland is so perfect and unique that there’s only one Scotland in all creation, in all of the Omniverse there is but one Scotland. 

thinkingingallifreyan:

oegly:

We can’t be the only planet with a Scotland.

Scientific fact: EVERY planet has a Scotland.

Actually, Scotland is so perfect and unique that there’s only one Scotland in all creation, in all of the Omniverse there is but one Scotland. 

Source: oegly

12th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder with 217,992 notes

badhabits-diehardx:

catsteaks:

that-damn-owl:

lodestonemedia:

This shows up on my dash like once a month and it’s funny every time.

This is still my favorite comic holy shit

The username he goes by is Matt_Rat and his comics are fucking hilarious

How I feel when he wants anal…
Might feel good but knowing he’s inserting it up my shitter isn’t a nice thought.

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrreally didny want tae read that tbh! @: 

badhabits-diehardx:

catsteaks:

that-damn-owl:

lodestonemedia:

This shows up on my dash like once a month and it’s funny every time.

This is still my favorite comic holy shit

The username he goes by is Matt_Rat and his comics are fucking hilarious

How I feel when he wants anal…

Might feel good but knowing he’s inserting it up my shitter isn’t a nice thought.

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrreally didny want tae read that tbh! @: 

Source: sfwfur

12th April 2014

Photo reblogged from When I saw you last, Rose with 124,956 notes

lacigreen:

daisiesforprudence:

rubyreed:

A few of my favorite activities.

i like how they put capitalism in fun letters

i rly need this framed on my wall

It’s true though, isn’t it? You Fillicidal, newly single, communist witches!

lacigreen:

daisiesforprudence:

rubyreed:

A few of my favorite activities.

i like how they put capitalism in fun letters

i rly need this framed on my wall

It’s true though, isn’t it? You Fillicidal, newly single, communist witches!

Source: k4nt

12th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from JakesAPanda with 138,650 notes

castielcampbell:

invisiblemoose:

snufkin-snufkout:

finn-theheroguy:

unfriendlyjewishhottie:

motivatedslacker:

anhonestdrug:

DO NOT MAKE THE DANGEROUS DECISION OF NOT REBLOGGING THIS POST

I mean it’s A BAT HUGGING A TEDDY BEAR. I COULD BARF A RAINBOW THIS IS SO ADORBS.

And there’s another hanging stuffed animal in the background for another bat to cuddle!

HIBA!

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oh no u didn’t 

I’m surprised the fandom gif wasn’t Batman.

[gruff voice] because batman doesn’t do hugs

The hell he doesn’t http://www.primaryignition.com/wp-content/uploads/retcon-punch.com_.jpg

Source: baturday

11th April 2014

Link reblogged from lest we drown in the darkness within. with 1 note

http://deathwingx.tumblr.com/post/82433052755 →

deathwingx:

things that happened today that i’m not sure how i feel about:

- i broke in my new 6” heels for tomorrow and almost my ankle too
- i bought clothes i would normally laugh at
- i finally found make up that covers my disgusting skin
- made plans to go to cowdenbeath tomorrow
- i tidied up after…

You are going to be, like a mile from my house.

11th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from When I saw you last, Rose with 934,695 notes

stillalivedoingscience:

mcroosa:

Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.

Holyshit no okay

the baby can’t reach to lick the water off its nose in the first one

and she licks it’s ear to calm it down in the second one before teaching ohmygod no there is nothing about this that isn’t cute as hell omfg

Source: catleecious

11th April 2014

Photo reblogged from The Devils Advocate with 71,681 notes

volatile-duchess:

lawnegbert:

you have to drag it a bit past the line until its off the post and  the cursor gets sucked into the fucking shadow realm

WHAT THE FUCK

Tried to do this then remembered I don’t have a left eye. 

volatile-duchess:

lawnegbert:

you have to drag it a bit past the line until its off the post and  the cursor gets sucked into the fucking shadow realm

WHAT THE FUCK

Tried to do this then remembered I don’t have a left eye. 

Tagged: fucking moron

Source: jaidefinichon

11th April 2014

Post reblogged from Things and stuff. with 71,242 notes

missyay:

nazerine:

excessivecompulsive:

nazerine:

the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great

wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me

in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth

I’ve never, ever been in a car accident. Seat belts are pointless. 

Source: nazerine

10th April 2014

Post reblogged from The Blog of an Angel-obsessed Teenager with 159,253 notes

captainlucifer:

erocsan:

captainlucifer:

if a guy friend that you’re romantically interested in asks you out, reject him first as a test to see whether he’ll get angry and accuse you of friendzoning him or respect your decision and be willing to carry on being friends

Example of why women are fucking crazy hahahaha

i’m a man

Manipulating human emotions: Totally acceptable and not at all abusive. 

Source: captainlucifer

9th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from JakesAPanda with 258,555 notes

themasterslover:

seriously-what-is-my-life:

xanthewalter:

wrong-url-motherfucker:

Government, Monty Python Style

Still brilliantly funny all these years later.

BEST INSULTS

whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blink a few times and then get super fucking excited because i don’t see them as much as i’d like to on tumblr

Source: wrong-url-motherfucker

6th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Snow with 22,084 notes

sprech4:

damegi:

makubenoaijin:

foreveralonefedoras:

heanbean:

oh my god I was waiting for a bus and there were these two fedora wearing clones stood nearby and I thought ‘wow they exist in real life’ and then twO MORE GOT OFF A BUS AND JOINED THEM AND THEY ALL LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME AND I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND

It’s like the matrix glitched.

i can’t stop laughing

i’m 98% sure these are young orthodox jews you FUCKING JACKASSES

These aren’t fedoras, they’re hats used by Yeshivish and Hasidic Jews because their faith requires them to keep their heads covered. Also, you can see the Payot (sidelocks) on the older ones growing in. ALSO, two of them have the same pamphlet, they probably just got out of school or a service. A L S O you can even see the Tallit hanging out from under their clothes.
Next time please try rubbing two brain cells together long enough to consider a situation that isn’t “haHA they’re WEArinG HATs that KINDA VAGUELY LOOK like a fedora this is COMEDY GOLD”





I thoughtbracism was bad? Cunt.

sprech4:

damegi:

makubenoaijin:

foreveralonefedoras:

heanbean:

oh my god I was waiting for a bus and there were these two fedora wearing clones stood nearby and I thought ‘wow they exist in real life’ and then twO MORE GOT OFF A BUS AND JOINED THEM AND THEY ALL LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME AND I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND

It’s like the matrix glitched.

i can’t stop laughing

i’m 98% sure these are young orthodox jews you FUCKING JACKASSES

These aren’t fedoras, they’re hats used by Yeshivish and Hasidic Jews because their faith requires them to keep their heads covered. Also, you can see the Payot (sidelocks) on the older ones growing in. ALSO, two of them have the same pamphlet, they probably just got out of school or a service. A L S O you can even see the Tallit hanging out from under their clothes.

Next time please try rubbing two brain cells together long enough to consider a situation that isn’t “haHA they’re WEArinG HATs that KINDA VAGUELY LOOK like a fedora this is COMEDY GOLD”

I thoughtbracism was bad? Cunt.

Source: heanbean

5th April 2014

Post reblogged from When I saw you last, Rose with 70,103 notes

rosiesays:

Oppression is cooking being “women’s work,” while the overwhelming majority of top restaurant chefs are male.

Oppression is fashion being a “silly girl thing,” while the top earning designers and CEOs in fashion are male.

Oppression is reducing women to consumers profiting a male system, even in fields that we supposedly dominate.

Actually, oppression is being beaten to a pulp and then executed for trying to learn how to read. 

Source: regular-snowflake

5th April 2014

Photo reblogged from You Know You're Scottish When with 45 notes


Who in Scottish history are you? 

I got Robert the Bruce! 

Who in Scottish history are you? 

I got Robert the Bruce! 

4th April 2014

Post reblogged from Captain Reagan and his Intertemporal Circus with 5 notes

Theory:

captainreagan:

11 wont regenerate, he’ll get separated from Clara. From her perspective it will be for a few seconds, but for 11 it’ll be for thousands of years and they reunite as the Doctor has aged into Peter Capaldi.

It’s just a little bit different from The Doctor regenerates…yet again.

OMG I was half right. 

4th April 2014

Post reblogged from The Blog of an Angel-obsessed Teenager with 361,210 notes

I’d very much like to punch a feminist.

adventureathlete:

thattallsummonerguy:

olisaurusrex:

true-blue-brit:

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

It’d bring me great joy.

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I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….
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I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.


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what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

"Being aggressive is always wrong…except when it’s not"

Good ol’ Tumblr hypocrisy. 

Source: true-blue-brit