Whenever I lose a follower I always wonder what post they saw that made them go nope, fuck this guy.
Casual reminder that in one of Leonardo da Vinci’s many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible important, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking towards a crudely drawn anus.
The sketch was most likely done by Leonardo’s apprentice Salai, who was not only very likely one of Leonardo’s lovers, but who was also infamously mischievous. Better yet, the anus is literally labeled “Salai.”
So either Salai drew these while Leonardo wasn’t looking just to annoy his boyfriend, or Leonardo himself put actual time and energy into drawing these. Either way, the human race is truly blessed to have made such a discovery.
There are dick drawings like the ones you see on desks in school in Leonardo da Vinci’s notebooks. Please cherish this information.
In the midst of exploring Renaissance Italy history for reasons, I have found a wonder.
Battery of my phone while I’m at home: 109%
Battery of my phone the second I step outside: 8%
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The Playstation Transformer - This Playstation console transforms into a 19cm tall Optimus Prime from Transformers.
It was debuted at an event in Tokyo’s Akihabara and is set to release in Japan sometime next year.
Photos via Radio Kaikan
I want this. With all my heart and soul I want this.
i hope the Justice League movie is all about how no one on the team can beat a giant evil thing and then Aquaman rides a kracken up its ass and then uses his trident to decapitate it from the inside so all the shitlords who think he’s shitty because they worship Family Guy and take their jokes about him to heart can eat a sack of dicks
I am waiting for the turncoats.
"Dude bro dude bro dude I always dug a-man man dude he’s bruh 420"
I’m just waiting for the hipsters who don’t read comics to pretend they’ve always loved Aquaman.
The difference between milk snakes and coral snakes is a crucial key to not dying. Coral snakes are extremely dangerous, and despite the low bite ratio, they can and will bite you if you’re not careful. Milk snakes are totally okay and chill. So remember, everyone.
If red touches yellow, you’re a dead fellow
But if red touches black, you’re okay jack
I read this as milk shakes and was very confused
Or as Super Hans says: Red next to yellow; Cuddley fellow. Red next to black; jump the fuck back!
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I will not forget one line of this, not one day, I swear.
You don’t “need” any movies at all. Movies are a luxury.
A Carol Danvers movie would be fucking sweet though.
boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful
jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow
thanks for your contribution
Cum on, guys. At least he tried.
Monday night. Part 6.
Guys. You Americans get chance after chance after chance after chance to change. You get so many boiling points, so many times where you can organize and have a revolution and change your society.
And you don’t do it.
Every single time a tradegy like this happens, you do nothing. Oh, you act sufficently offended and I do believe that everyone who is outraged over what happened is genuinely disgusted (as they should be), but give this a couple of weeks and it’ll all be over. You wont change any laws, you wont bring in new legislation, and in six months it will happen again.
These things will keep on happening untill you actually make an effort to change the way your country works.
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god bless gordan ramsey
Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.
because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient.
gordon ramsey is one of my favorite people in the whole world ok
The only reason he gets so angry is because the people he’s yelling at claim to know what they are doing and are charging people accordingly. If you listen to why he’s actually angry more than half the time you’d realize you’d be furious too. This man is beyond patient and kind toward people in normal circumstances, but he is really serious about his profession and what should be demanded of it. He’s one of my favorite people too
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Let’s give a moment to those mothers that can not have a child…
and to the husbands that stick by their wives regardless of wether they can have a child
This was the most realistic Disney movie ever.
yeah the part where the house flies off due to a bunch of balloons was very realistic
Actually they consulted an architect about how many balloons exactly it would take to do that to a house of that exact size and weight. They calculated that moment using a physics engine and took everything into account. Unless a professional architect as well as all of the physics professors who put their effort into that highly advanced physics engine are wrong, that take off was actually very doable and scientifically accurate.
GET WRECKED SON
It just got better
Actually that’s only half true. While Pixar did look into how mnay balloons you would need to lift a house of the ground like that, what they found was that it was impossible so instead used as many balloons as looked cool.
As you know, when someone discovers that the person that they have been sleeping with is actually a supervillain who, less than two years ago (Or however much time has passed considering the sliding timescale), tried to fry the brains of everyone in the entire world JUST SO HE COULD BE REMEMBERED AS A GREATER MONSTER THAN HITLER, that someone realizes that the only way to cope is by baking, and because your wuv was twue or whatever, it means that he wasn’t really the monster the world remembers him as, and of course, let’s not at all consider the implications that you and the person your significant stole the body of have both been victims of rape by fraud.
Remember kids: Dan Slott wants you not to think about the implications of rape. Anna Maria managed to make Doctor Octopus a better man!
Why the hell do people still buy this guy’s crap?
Damn, for whatever reason my mind didn’t register it like that…wow
Anna Maria wasn’t raped. Other than lying about his name, Otto Octavious (in a stolen body) was upfront and Anna consented to relations with him.
If Otto had specifically stolen Peter’s body to sleep with her, it’d be rape. But he didn’t, he stole Peter’s body and tried to build his own life and met and fell for Anna Maria.
Was what he done scummy? Hell yes it was. But was it rape? No, not really.
this isn’t even the meanest thing john said as a beatle
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