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i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross
not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties
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"But with you…"
I like how Han’s “place” is quite clearly Arendelle.
While there is still a wick, the candle can be relit.
This wasn’t true for me, till today.
What is this from? It was funny, I could use a laugh.
How to spot a fake geek guy:
- says robin is useless
- says aquaman is useless
- worships batman bc batman is invincible
- doesn’t “understand” superman because he’s not relatable or interesting
- makes “hero vs hero” posts
- probably smells like axe
- constantly demands Wolverine appear in an Avengers movie
"I don’t actually read comics"
Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!
i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”
As well it should.
I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.
This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants
Needs to be in bars
They should put this a sticker on glasses in bars.
I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.
I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.
imagine all the male tears
Ignoring IrishMayhem being a hypocrite. This would actually be the perfect setup for a Captain Marvel movie.
Seriously, Captain Mar-Vel comes to Earth as part of a Kree invasion, realises that the Empire is wrong and resolves to stop them and then gets shot down by a fighter pilot named Carol Danvers who ends up infected by…
magic Kree Energy and becomes a superhero; Captain Marvel.
Jfc, does it really fucking matter?
Some HP characters + correct eye colors
Voldy looks terrifying
He’s supposed to be
I CAN REST EASY NOW
if people on tumblr can fucking make it work, then so can the studios that literally get paid trillions to make the graphics look hella.
YALL CAN MAKE DRAGONS LOOK REAL BUT OH NOES WE CANNOT CHANGE THE GENES OF AN ACTOR BECAUSE LOL EYES SO HARD.
I’ll agree with the Volde-comment. I’m peeing my pants right now.
ladies and gentlemen, the american education system
My school apparently ran out of toilet paper a few weeks ago and my Spanish teacher was telling the girls to keep a roll in their purses and the guys to keep a roll in our backpacks. North American Education system.
this is basically any public school in the world tbh
No, it’s not. In Scotland we make sure children have proper facilities in the bathroom.
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No idea who this is. But she looks like a friend of mine
talk about perspective. shit.
I remember the first time I saw a map of Africa to scale. My jaw dropped.
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